In this life i am a woman,
in the next life I would like to be a Bear
When you are a bear you get to hibernate, you get to do nothing but sleep for six months, I could cope with that
Before you hibernate you are supposed to eat yourself stupid, I could deal with that too.
When you are a girl bear, you get to birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) whilst you are sleeping, and wake to cute cuddly cubs, I could definitely deal with that!
If you are a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business, You swat anyone who bothers your kids and if your kids get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling, he EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and EXPECTS you to have excess body fat.
YEP I'M GONNA BE A BEAR!