I just got this and thought to share it with you all!
Does this sound familiar to you?
RUBBER STAMP WARNING !!!
A recent study indicated that rubber stamps and
embossing powders give off certain pheromones that
actually hypnotize women and cause them to purchase
unreasonable amounts.
When stored in large quantities in enclosed spaces,
the pheromones (Rubber) cause memory loss and induce
the nesting syndrome (similar to the one squirrels
have before the onset of winter i.e. storing food),
therefore perpetuating their species.
Sound tests have also revealed that the rubber emits a
very high pitched sound, heard only by a select few. A
breed of women known as “Rubber Stamper’s ". When
played backwards on an LP, the sounds are heard as
chants," buy me, stamp me. Emboss me ".
Studies have also indicated that aliens have
inhabitated the earth, helping to spread the effects
that these Stamps have on the human population.
It's also been experienced that these same pheromones
cause a pathological need to hide these Stamp
purchases when taken home ( or at least blend them
into the existing stash ), and when asked by a
significant other if the stamp is new , the reply is:
"I've had it for a while
Wednesday, 7 November 2007
Rubber Stampers Warning
Posted by Lavender stamper on 10:53
Labels: rubber stamping, verse, wisdom
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Crafts are here
Crafts are here, crafts are there,
My craft supplies are everywhere.
I really should clean this mess,
but I like it I confess.
Floor is littered, chairs are piled,
Kitchen's looking pretty wild.
On the table, counter too,
Seems that any place will do.
Hall is stacked with cartons high,
filled with things folks like to buy.
Garage is full, but so far....
there's still room to park the car.
I never have an idle day,
New ideas come my way.
Don't know yet what I'll create,
but my imagination's great.
My family smiles, they don't complain,
although at times I am a pain.
but when all is said and done,
I really am a crafty one!
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